Introducing JD Jelly, Lube For Couch Sex
The odd thing about this is there is actually a product involved and you can buy it from their site, https://www.jdjellycouchlube.com/. As they say on their website, "Fuck Couches, Not Democracy."
Whether it's leather, pleather or wool, JD Jelly Couch Lube will have you gliding into your loveseat like a well-lubricated dolphin. And it’s fragrance-free, but you can pretend it smells like racist Diet Mountain Dew. Because we're all better off when weirdos spend more time fucking their couch than our democracy.
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