‘Real Housewives of Orange County’ swings from dirty dancing to fancy pantsing

Emily Simpson, Tamra Judge and Jenn Pedranti are dancing on the bar, drinking vodka straight from the bottle, and spraying each other with seltzer from the soda gun as “The Real Housewives of Orange County” do the usual girls’ night out stuff at The Boulevard in Costa Mesa.

But Gina Kirschenheiter is ignoring all that for a much bigger problem.

“Why would you tell them all that? I told you not to,” she whispers to newest housewife Katie Ginella.

“You’re right, I know,” Katie replies.