GYMNASTICS SURRENDER COBRA!
It’s truly impossible to understand how it must feel to compete in Olympic gymnastics against Simone Biles. Never has a swallower of dreams and devourer of worlds come in such a small package — and her brilliance is inevitable.
Heck, even her opponents know that betting against Biles is a fool’s errand, which is exactly what happened to Great Britain on Tuesday when they were in second, celebrated making the podium too early, then realized Team USA still had a score to come in.