There's no evidence JD Vance has ever done anything to a couch other than sit on one. That hasn't stopped people from cracking a lot of jokes about it.
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- A viral post on X joked that JD Vance had sex with a couch.
- Business Insider tracked down the author of the post.
- He acknowledges rolling "in the mud" with the joke but believes it captures an "ecstatic truth" about Vance.
The American electorate is fully in the grip of Couch Discourse.