A Randy for every inning in Randy Arozarena’s Mariners debut, a 6-3 win over the White Sox

Will you accept this ‘Roze?

First inning: The mascot for Randy’s Donuts

It’s a sculpture. It just stands there. It’s the perfect emblem for an inning where nobody reached base for either squad. The most anticipated at-bat in months, Randy Arozarena’s first as a Mariner, ended with a called strike. Just standing there, statuesque.

Second inning: Randy Taylor

Randy Taylor was the middle son on TV’s family sitcom, Home Improvement. That show was famous for its show-within-a-show...