It feels like political eons have passed since Katy Perry attempted to mount her comeback in the form of a forgettable Dr. Luke–produced diddy. Though “Woman’s World” hit the airwaves just a few weeks ago, the stale retread of bubblegum feminism premiered in a different reality: At the time, President Biden was still seeking reelection, and Donald Trump remained a convict with two perfectly orange, untouched ears. But as the Democratic Party chaos devolved into brat memes...