I moved to the U.K. six years ago, and the first thing I fell in love with about my adopted country was Love Island, a trashy and somewhat cruel reality show where singles spend two months living in a villa, and if they aren’t in a couple, they could be sent home at any minute. It became a cultural phenomenon while the queen was still alive, taking hold of the national conversation and catapulting its young hotties to stardom, with some getting their own reality shows...