Dozey Shitzinpants Takes A Little Nappy-Time During Son's RNC Speech

Walking coked out garbage pail Donald Trump Jr. spoke at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday and gave a riveting speech. (That was a bad jokey joke.) It felt like the eleventy-bazillionth night of the Convention. Vance gave a lengthy speech that was fact-checked by Daniel Dale. Vance gave me the sickies. And his wife introduced her husband, who thinks women should stay in "violent" marriages. Girl, blink three times if you need help. We're here for you!

At one point, Donald Trump Jr.