Twisters Needs to Be Either Smarter or Dumber

The original Twister may not be a great movie, but the years have made it look better and better for the same reasons a vintage Gap jacket feels like designer gear. Now that stores only sell clothes that have been slapped together from plastic sheeting and surgical staples in fast-fashion gulags, what used to be considered basic construction — stuff like finished seams and sturdy material — becomes downright luxurious in comparison. By the standards of 2020s content slop...