This Is Going to Ruin the Tour

The industry plants are blooming, and Private Chef in the Hamptons season two has begun. In other words, summer is here and there’s not a hint of June gloom in sight. June doom, maybe, in the case of the first presidential debate, but otherwise this was a lively month with sentences uttered for the first time. Sentences like: “Brooke Schofield does her own Reesa Teesa” and “Hawk Tuah Girl says ‘It’s a no’ about Trump.” If these words mean nothing to you...