Mariners fail to survive birdemic, lose 5-4

at least now the migration is over

The 2010 movie Birdemic, directed by James Nguyen, takes inspiration from the dual sources of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds and the documentary An Inconvenient Truth. It tells the story of a couple from southern California as the world is wracked with toxic evil bird attacks. The couple travels from town to town, fending off bird attacks before eventually the birds simply give up and fly off into the sunset. The...