Cringe-worthy line-up and fans’ hypocrisy aren’t the biggest reason why I despise Glastonbury so much

HIGHLIGHT of the BBC’s endless Glastonbury coverage arrived, day one, with the appearance of some dingbat called Marina Abramovic, who planned to: “Heal the universe with seven minutes of silence.”

An inspired idea, I thought.

Hosts Jo Whiley, Lauren Laverne, Clara Amfo and Jack ­Saunders cringingly awful, in the most weirdly uniform wayPA GettyOxbridge-educated, public schoolboy News ­presenter Ros Atkins wangled a drum ’n’ bass slot[/caption]

But why stop there? Try eight...