I put on 5lbs after knocking back two bottles of wine on a single night out – even my bones ache

LIFTING my head cautiously from my pillow, I feel like I’m going to be sick.

The room is swimming in front of my eyes and I feel so rough I can barely reach out to grab the glass of water beside my bed.

I’d love to pretend it was flu or something else worthy of sympathy.

But my condition is self-inflicted, down to the two bottles of wine...