I learned the two biggest things bothering voters when I was out canvassing for the election

I WAS out canvassing on my local High Street. The sun was shining and I had a spring in my step. I saw a little old lady coming towards me with her shopping trolley.

“Good morning madam! What a beautiful day! Can I count on your vote in the forthcoming election?” I asked, beaming.

AlamyVoters desperately want a bigger police ­presence on the streets[/caption] AlamyThere’s all the little stuff, which really matters like drivers who break an axle on a pothole[/caption]

“You should be bloody hanged,” she replied...