Lauren Sanchez wore an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie (not yellow, totally un-polka-dotted) bikini while Jet Skiing with Kim Kardashian in Greece. She looked good. Everyone seemed to be having fun. Whatever!
What really caught my attention wasn’t the gold sheen of the swimsuit, nor its petite, little string ties, and it honestly wasn’t Kardashian taking a duck face selfie — yes, she threw up a peace sign in it — nearby. It was the fact that Sanchez was without a life jacket.