'Wrong day to stop sniffing glue': Biden aides rush to update LinkedIn pages after debate

President Joe Biden's aides are getting their digital resumes ready after a debate performance that's being compared to a disaster movie spoof, according to a new report.

"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue,” one Democratic House member told Politico.

This, of course, is a line from "Airplane!" in which a stressed out air traffic controller watches a plane full of singing nuns, an incognito NBA player and a man who would like not to be called Shirley barrel toward a dark runway.