If you were excited to read Hawk Tuah: My Wet and Wild Life, you might have to keep waiting. Contrary to reports, “Hawk Tuah” girl Hailey Welch has not signed with a Hollywood agent off one viral drunken comment. Welch made online rounds last week for her … animated … answer when asked for a move “that makes a man go crazy every time” in a video on Nashville’s Lower Broadway. “Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah! and spit on that thing,” Welch said — miming it, too, as if she weren’t vivid enough.