Scottish football is becoming too poor to even laugh at… let’s hope the Celtic nations don’t embarrass us at Euro 2028

FAREWELL then to the wee nation north of the border.

Ultra-consistent Scotland have left a major tournament without playing a knockout match for the 12th time in 12 attempts.

And while some English might take joy from the misery of others — and wonder if our German hosts have a word for “schadenfreude” — Scottish football is becoming too poor to even laugh at.