This weekend, pro golfer Rory McIlroy bungled his chance to win his first major championship in ten years by missing a couple easy puts in the final round of the U.S. Open in Pinehurst, North Carolina. Golf commentators are absolutely losing their minds over McIlroy’s disappointing second-place finish, puzzling over how he could have missed such easy shots, but I have two much more important questions: Why wasn’t he wearing his wedding ring?