It feels like just yesterday that people were crying on Cornelia Street after finding out it’s all joe-ver. Now, tortured man Joe Alwyn feels ready to talk about his former relationship with his ex Taylor Swift. A year after news spread that the two had broken up after 6.5 years, Alwyn spoke with The Sunday Times about Swift in the most Joe Alwyn-way possible— avoiding the initial question given to him and just going with his (most likely pre-prepared) statement.