Pro performers & other countries’ champs ruin BGT… lifeblood is comics with no timing & knife-throwing pensioners

VERY occasionally, the right act turns up on the right show at almost exactly the right time.

Saturday’s Britain’s Got Talent, for instance, which was going nowhere until the appearance of a knife-throwing duo, with a combined age of 132, called Janette and Angelo, who looked like he couldn’t operate beyond a distance of about three feet without presenting a clear and present danger to his partner and Ant & Dec as well.