I knew it would be a weird day in court when I saw that Chuck Zito was in the house. Zito is the Hells Angels hell-raiser who served time on a drug charge, attended his friend John Gotti’s wake, and punched out Jean-Claude Van Damme—among other qualifications for being in Donald Trump’s entourage. He was wearing cool, pointy blue-suede boots. That made me prefer him to Alan Dershowitz, who told the row in front of me during a break that “this is the weakest case I’ve seen in 60 years of teaching.” Sure...