‘They scored an 83 and needed an 86 to pass’: Expert says this is the one cruise line you should never travel

Jimmy Buffet's done a pretty good job selling the dream of Margaritaville—you don't get your own line of branded alcoholic beverage appliances dedicated to the salted rim lifestyle for nothing. There's even a housing development retirement community called Margaritaville that promises folks they'll get to sail off into the sunset of life properly sloshed on cups full of sweetened, crushed ice and tequila, which could be a good way to distract from the STDs that tend to run rampant in these types of living environments.