Make college commencements boring again

During his commencement address this month at my alma mater, Ohio State, Chris Pan admitted that he took psychedelic drugs to prepare his remarks. Watching the unhinged reaction to average commencement speeches across the country, he’s not the only one with an altered state of consciousness. 

A change.org petition calls for firing devout Catholic Harrison Butker for delivering a Catholic commencement speech at a Catholic university.

Duke students left Jerry Seinfeld’s address because of his pro-Israel views...