The Valley Recap: Big Bear Necessities

I’m beginning to think that Janet might be evil. I don’t mean in a real evil way, but more in a fun, campy Ursula the Sea Witch kind of way. In fact, I couldn’t picture anything else, but our tentacled icon when she was on the phone with Zack and her two little hench-eels were in the closet with her flipping birds and silently tittering so that the other toxic gay in this show’s orbit doesn’t hear them. I think what I’m spending too many words saying is that Janet is terrible, and we can’t help but stan.