If a guy sitting next to you on the subway announced that he would rather die by electrocution than by shark or suddenly slipped into a pirate accent and shouted, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” you’d find another seat as soon as possible. Yet somehow, we have become accustomed to hearing such bizarre non sequiturs from a guy who stands a very good chance of being reelected to the presidency.
Still, no one anticipated that Donald Trump...