Eurovision has made UK a laughing stock again and Olly Alexander was doomed to fail but it’s not rocket science to fix 

HERE we are again – another Eurovision and another dire result for the UK.

How can a nation with such a rich musical legacy have such a bad track record?

I was in the audience in 2022 when Sam Ryder delivered his rousing anthem Space Man and propelled us to second place on the leaderboard.

But clearly we learned nothing from that, because we’ve become...