Yesterday, Politico ran a piece mourning the death of swagger in journalism. The writer Jack Shafer laments that "wounded and limping, doubting its own future, American journalism seems to be losing a quality that carried it through a century and a half of trials: its swagger." Hmm, "wounded and limping." Sounds like they're describing one of Kristi Noem's dogs.
It doesn't end yet!
But Earth to legacy media: You can stop crying now. It's over, and you lost bigly. You're less trusted than week-old tuna salad.