Top Chef: Wisconsin Recap: Sausage Showdown

Bryan Voltaggio! My brother, my captain, my king! Long have I yearned to hear that bleating staccato laugh again, like Beavis and Butt-Head added a third member to the crew and he was part surfer guy, part goat. With my whole heart, I love Bryan, Top Chef’s Sisyphus pushing plates across tables to judges and begging them to like him, please, like him, and I sincerely believe that he should have won Top Chef Masters. (Have you rewatched it? I cannot, and will not...