The Valley Recap: Tea is for Toddler

I think of all the bounty we have been blessed with here in The Valley, this episode clinched that my absolute favorite new person in the cast is Janet. Okay, well, she’s a close second after that adorable and hunky husband of hers. Still, Janet has the one quality that is absolutely necessary for any burgeoning practitioner of the reality television arts and sciences: a healthy dose of delusion.

In the aftermath of the brouhaha at Jax’s hair loss event, Janet sits down...