I’m a sexy softplay siren & wear a catsuit to the ballpit – jealous mums glare, I refuse to give into the boring brigade

WALKING into the soft play centre wearing gold glitter moon boots and a vintage fur coat, Carolyn Anderson smiles with glee.

She’s looking forward to spending an afternoon with her son, Theo-Zeus, but she also loves the idea of winding up the ‘bores’ who frequent the venue with their own kids. 

So, dropping her coat and bag on a seat, events coordinator Carolyn, 39, from Merseyside, reveals an all-in-one zip front...