Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X Elite branding reads like Elon Musk baby names

Qualcomm is now breaking down exactly how fast each of its new Snapdragon X Elite and Plus Arm processors are…but with a list of chips and a product number decoder that is virtually impenetrable to read, let alone say.

Let’s face it: Processor naming schemes have become ridiculously complex. AMD launched its with an actual decoder ring, and the names still don’t make sense. But Intel began this nonsense more than five years ago, when trying to figure out what the 10th-gen Core chip names meant necessitated its own story.