Knitted dolls covered up after people got offended by crocheted private parts

Be careful if you’re reading this article in public, as these crocheted willies are definitely not safe for work.

A knitting group has landed itself in trouble after displaying knitted dolls in the window of a local cafe, with their woolen privates on display.

The figures were put on display at The Hive cafe and haberdashery in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, to raise money for the local air ambulance.

But a woman complained about the naughty figures...