Loot Recap: Two Minions Passing in the Night

The first version of this recap consisted of three words: Benjamin Motherfucking Bratt. Although those three words accurately sum up this latest episode of Loot, I’ve decided you all deserve more than just three words. Benjamin Bratt deserves more than just three words. And Molly Wells really did deserve Benjamin Bratt, so onward.

We find our favorite little billionaire horned up as hell. No landscaper can water even but one herb without her drooling over him. We’ve all been there...