If Salah leaves, who’s the best forward to buy?

Remember the dark days before 2017? We were starving for goals, supporting strikers who couldn’t hit a barn door in a hurricane. Then, BAM! Mo Salah walks in, all smiles and sunshine, and suddenly, Anfield’s rocking every week!

That first season? Pure magic. 32 goals in the league! A new record! Even the best payout casinos in Ireland were overwhelmed by the betting proposals! Indeed, we were this close to nicking the Champions League, too. It didn’t matter, though. We knew we had a special one.