I've Tested 100s Of Sex Toys – These Are The 10 Best To Gift This Christmas

What do we really want for Christmas this year... a crap shower gel and body spray set? A pack of chocolate coins? A jumper that’ll be in a charity shop by January?

No people, many of us are looking for Christmas to cum come early this year and what better gift to find under the tree (or covers) than the key to a not-so-silent night. Yup, we’re talking sex toys.

Fortunately, I’ve selfless tested my way through hundreds of sex toys over the years (I know, it’s a real low point of the...