One parenting truth: Your kid will save their most inappropriate comments and questions for public outings.
Kids really do say the darndest things, often at the most inopportune times.
It seems you’re always out and about – at the grocery store, school drop-off, a restaurant or a public restroom – when your child decides to roast you, blow up your spot or shout something inappropriate at full-volume.
Yep, it’s mortifying, but it’s also (usually) pretty funny – at least in retrospect.