N&N: Guardians get their first loss out of the way early

Cleveland Guardians news and notes for Friday, March 31, 2023

You didn’t think the Guardians would actually win an Opening Day game, did you? You silly internet reader, you. We don’t do that here. We don’t even score runs.

Last 10 season openers for Cleveland:
2023: L, 3-0 @ SEA
2022: L, 3-1 @ KC
2021: L, 3-2 @ DET
2020: W, 2-0 vs KC
2019: L, 2-0 @ MIN
2018: L, 2-1 @ SEA
2017: W, 8-5 @ TEX
2016: L, 6-2 vs BOS
2015...