Being a running back in the NFL is the worst job in all of sports

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There are plenty of bad jobs in sports, like being Bryson DeChambeau’s caddie, or being the poor play-by-play guy that gets teamed up with Chris Webber on NBA telecasts, or being any of the football players who have to call Antonio Brown a teammate.

But none of them are worse than being a running back in the NFL. OK...