I've got an itch than Resident Evil Village can't scratch. Call it morbid curiosity, or simply a fascination with the macabre and vile world that Capcom has created, but I want to plonk myself into Ethan Winters' blood-soaked and battered shoes in virtual reality. I want to become the man with no plan, half a hand, and a shaky relationship with the Umbrella Corporation. I want to play that one bit, you might know it, where that thing happens (click the link for spoilers) and you want to close your eyes and curl up into a ball.