Deep Space Five

Matt Davidson hits two of a quintet of Sox dingers in 6-3 win

South Side Sox has learned that the Chicago White Sox have petitioned the American League, effective immediately, to substitute what a team source will only call “dozens” of “Guaranteed Rate Field” games this summer with “home” contests at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City.

Basically, the White Sox wish to relocate any open date to Kauffman (at least, when the Royals are on the road), eight hours south, in the City of Fountains.