Guy Fieri is taking Jay Leno on a Donkey Sauce powered ride to Flavortown in a giant shopping cart

I saw this so you have to as well.

So here’s the deal: I live in a constant state of needing to make sense of the world. I do this through developing theories about things I discover. Not like, bad conspiracy theories, but dumb harmless theories. It’s probably because I have an overactive imagination stemming from too much cough syrup as a kid.

Anyway, I didn’t realize it until this moment but I think Jay Leno and Guy Fieri are the same person. They occupy the same space because...