OMG guys, Amazon just invented and released the 'Internet'

Have you heard of the "Internet"? 

It's this totally new thing from Amazon, and if my suspicions are correct it's going to be big. It has the power to connect us all, and as long as everyone has access to an Android smartphone and feels like downloading the company's new mobile browser, we should be changing the world with this Internet app any day now. 

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That's right: Amazon released a new mobile browser called Internet.